*puts on unwashed sweater over the shirt i slept in* im ready for university
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it’s hilarious.
"You never have sex the way people do in the movies. You don’t do it on the floor, you don’t do it standing up, you don’t always have all your clothes off, you don’t happen to have on all the sexy lingerie. You know, if anybody ever ripped my clothes, I’d kill them."Happy 53rd Birthday, Julianne Moore! (December 3rd, 1960)
TV MEME → [2/4] Families - The Cohens
You may have never saved the planet, but you did save us.
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
"I’ve got a whole stack of books in my cart. Most of them are advance copies. I know a place where they get thrown out."
“How many books have you read?”
“So why are you homeless?”
“I’ve tried to work a job a bunch of times. But then I get sad, and then I get high, and things fall apart.”